remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks i hate each and every single one of you all
lolsofunny: ok none of that bullshit stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing after holding it in all day faking ill and getting sent back to bed when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality getting a back massage seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like...
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
You don’t know anyone at the party, so you don’t want to go. You don’t like...– Julien Smith (via perfect) #love #words (via pursuee-happiness)
that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
vardaesque: vardaesque: MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
black-veil-bridesmaid-f0rever: thepoisons-inmy-vein: histattoo: what if concert tickets fell from the sky maybe i’d go outside for once maybe i’d probably just open my window and put a net out.
theoptimist134: asheathes: Do you ever just re-evaluate your life after reading a really good book and realize how boring life really is I mean we eat and sleep and go to school and work and that’s it. There’s no dragon-slaying, no real adventures, no sense of danger, no fighting for our lives, nothing really exhilarating or anything THIS IS THE REASON THAT I HAVE BEEN DEPRESSED SINCE AGE...
sirseahorse: stabsinthe: if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name #it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him